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P ICTURE this: A Malaysian aunty in Subang Jaya, sitting in her fully-renovated semi-D, Unifi broadband screaming at 800Mbps, air cond set to “penguin habitat”, tapping away on her Samsung: “Sorry- ah , very rural here, we still use pigeons to send letters one.” This is not stupidity. This is not embarrassment. This is tactical genius wrapped in keropok lekor . This is not delusion. This is strategy. Our best-kept secret Malaysians have quietly engineered one of the most spectacular tourist deterrent campaigns in recorded human history and they did it with zero budget, zero strategy meeting and approximately one million cups of teh tarik . No minister announced it. No branding agency was paid obscene fees to develop the concept. Just thousands of Malaysians – makciks , Gen Z kids and uncles who forward suspicious WhatsApp messages – collectively deciding to tell the world their country is basically a jungle with a flag. “We ride buffalo to office- lah .” “Last time rain very heavy, my kampung got flood, the ikan haruan swim into living room.” “Handphone signal very teruk , sometimes must climb coconut tree to get one bar.” And the tourists who were going to arrive drunk and shirtless? They quietly booked Phuket instead. Marvellous. Teh tarik ais kurang manis for everyone. Manja lempang : The affectionate slap of patriotism Here is what outsiders don’t understand about Malaysian humour. When a Malaysian teases their own country, it is not self-hatred. It is not shame. It is the exact same energy as a mak who smacks your hand away from the lauk before dinner is served, then piles your plate so high you can barely lift it. It is manja lempang – loving, slightly violent but completely sincere. “ Alah , Malaysia ni boring-lah . Nothing to do one.” Said while planning which of 17 hawker stalls to hit before noon. “Our public transport very bad lah .” Said while riding the Klang Valley MRT, which is frankly nicer M A R I N A B Y

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people, but also by how it treats animals that depend on us for care, protection and understanding. I hope Rocky’s story does not become just another viral moment that fades with time. Instead, I hope it serves as a reminder that responsibility and compassion must coexist. Protecting people and animals should never be viewed as opposing choices; both are rooted in the same principle: respect for life. Rocky deserved better. Every animal deserves better. The way we respond reflects the kind of society we choose to build. Choose compassion over violence. Let Rocky be the last. Daninas Hezry City University Malaysia Cyberjaya and culinary genius in quantities that most countries would kill for. The foreign allies (bless them- lah ) What is particularly heartwarming – genuinely, sincerely menyentuh hati – is that foreigners who actually visited Malaysia, stayed longer than a weekend, ate properly, got lost in Chow Kit and befriended a random uncle at a kopitiam . They are now also lying on Malaysia’s behalf. “Oh Malaysia? Quite basic- lah . Infrastructure not so good.” Said by a German man who rode the KL Monorail, ate three plates of nasi lemak in one sitting and has been telling his friends it’s “not worth the trip” ever since. They get it. They found something real – unhurried, unpretentious and genuinely warm – and they want to keep it that way. Not with hashtags or sustainable tourism manifestoes. Just with a cheerful, committed, slightly cheeky lie that keeps the wrong energy on a different flight. Solidarity, bestie. You get a free teh tarik . So should you go? Well. That depends entirely on what kind of traveller you are. If you want swim-up bars, pub crawls and a holiday that looks identical to every other holiday your colleagues have taken – Malaysia is terrible, dreadful, full of trees and very inconvenient. But if you want food that will quietly rearrange your priorities in life, cities that actually work, nature so ancient and layered it makes you feel personally small in the best possible way and locals so warm and funny that you’ll be invited to a wedding within 72 hours of arriving, don’t think twice – just pack that bags of yours. The buffaloes are very gentle this time of year. Malaysia: The best-kept secret we told everyone but only the right people heard. Azura Abas is the executive editor of theSun. Comments: letters@thesundaily.com

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The ghost of Bali’s past To understand why Malaysians are running this whole “we are very primitive, please don’t visit” operation, you need to look west and watch what happened to their neighbours and quietly shudder. Bali didn’t ask for any of this. It just woke up one day and suddenly got flooded with crypto bros filming “day in the life” vlogs, TikTok creators staging sunrise shoots on every cliff edge, people doing yoga outside sacred temples and RM15 cocktails with names like “Eat, Pray, Love”. Phuket went similarly sideways. Gorgeous, genuinely stunning southern Thailand – now internationally famous for buckets of fluorescent alcohol, full moon parties that end in international incidents and beachfront land that local fishermen haven’t been able to afford since 2009. The Malaysians watched this entire slow-motion disaster unfold over two decades and collectively said: Eh. No, thank you. We are good. Because Malaysia is majority Muslim and the “cheap booze party destination” branding is not culturally kosher. Because the Taman Negara rainforest is 130 million years old – older than the Amazon, older than the dinosaurs having their little moment – and it does not need a zipline and a craft beer bar installed in it. So, yes. The buffalo story stays. The “very rural, very basic” narrative continues. Necessary sacrifice. experienced. As investigations continue, the case has prompted an important conversation about how we respond when animal welfare and public safety concerns intersect. Regardless of the outcome of the investigation, one principle remains clear to me: cruelty towards animals should never be accepted as a solution. Animals experience fear, pain and distress like all living beings. Their inability to advocate for themselves should never be a reason to deny them compassion and humane treatment. I understand that some animals may pose a danger in certain situations. A frightened, injured or

Kuala Lumpur has a skyline that makes first-time visitors go quiet mid-sentence. The Petronas Twin Towers remain, after all these years, unreasonably good-looking - two towers standing there like they are fully aware they won architecture. – REUTERSPIC

threatened animal may react aggressively as a response to fear or instinct. However, aggressive behaviour does not automatically mean that an animal deserves to suffer or be treated without compassion. A dangerous situation requires responsibility, patience and proper handling – not anger or unnecessary violence. When an animal behaves aggressively, the priority should always be to ensure the safety of both people and the animal. People should avoid approaching, provoking or cornering the animal. Maintaining a safe distance, keeping others away from the area and contacting trained professionals such as animal control officers, veterinarians or rescue organisations The country they are protecting (and, my God, it’s gorgeous) And here is where the manja lempang lands – because what Malaysians are protecting is, frankly, extraordinary and they know it even when they are pretending otherwise. Kuala Lumpur has a skyline that makes first-time visitors go quiet mid-sentence. The Petronas Twin Towers remain, after all these years, unreasonably good-looking – two towers standing tall as if they know they have already won the architecture competition. The MRT is fast, clean, air conditioned to “Norwegian fjord” temperatures and blessedly free of the existential dread that accompanies the London Underground. Penang? Penang is a Unesco heritage city that also happens to be the greatest food destination in Southeast Asia, possibly on earth, possibly in the known universe. Char kuey teow fried over screaming charcoal flames by an uncle who has been doing this since before you were born.

Assam laksa that will make you ring your mother just to say you love her. Nasi kandar piled with three curries at midnight because... why would you stop eating, what else is there to do, sleep? Langkawi has beaches so pristine they feel personally insulting. Sabah and Sarawak contain biodiversity so spectacular – orangutans, proboscis monkeys with frankly extraordinary noses and pitcher plants eating insects for lunch. And the mamak – it’s open at 3am. It is always open. The mamak is the social institution that holds Malaysian society together more effectively than any government policy – serving roti canai and teh tarik to lawyers, dispatch riders, students and at least one aunty in full baju kurung who simply could not sleep and fancied a murtabak . This is not a country living in trees. This is a country that built the trees into a five-star resort with a plunge pool and still charges less than Bali. Malaysia is a G20 economy with infrastructure, history, biodiversity

LETTERS letters@thesundaily.com

Rocky deserved better: Choosing compassion over cruelty WHEN I first came across Rocky’s story, I felt a deep sense of sadness and concern that was difficult to ignore. treatment Rocky allegedly are the safest and most humane steps to take.

In situations where an animal poses an immediate threat to human life, intervention may be necessary to prevent harm. However, the goal should always be to safely manage the situation, not to punish the animal. Any force used should be reasonable, necessary and carried out only as a last resort. Once the danger has passed, trained individuals should handle the animal using proper procedures. To me, Rocky’s case represents something much larger than one dog. It reflects how we, as a society, choose to treat those who cannot speak for themselves. A compassionate society is measured not only by how it protects

Rocky, a dog from Port Klang, became the focus of public attention following reports that he died during an animal capture operation. Videos and discussions surrounding the incident spread widely on social media, prompting many Malaysians to question whether the operation was handled appropriately and whether unnecessary harm was caused to the animal. Authorities have stated that the operation was conducted following complaints about free-roaming dogs in the area, while members of the public and animal welfare advocates have raised concerns about the